Welcome to society:
Please obey the rules.
Gay pride is considered great,
But being proud to be straight is a sin.
It's okay to slander "white" people,
But offend someone "black" and prepare to suffer.
You can tell a reptile owner to shoot their pet,
But don't ever ask a dog owner to please keep their pet off you.
You're allowed to moan and complain,
But only if everyone agrees,
And nobody does anything about it.
You need to dress decently,
But only on Sundays and at work.
All those other times, show a lot of skin
But only if you're a girl.
Your identity is what makes you unique,
So show it off all you like,
But only if you fit in.
If not, you're weird and should leave.
If someone offends you, be respectful and kind,
But they have no obligation to do the same.
If someone needs you, be there,
But don't expect them to come running when you're the one broken.
You can publicly strip
But not publicly pray,
So maybe we should burn the Constitution.
"M" rated games are okay for kids,
But "R" rated movies are not,
Even though the "M" and the "R"
Mean the exact same thing.
Women are allowed to feel oppressed by men,
But if they feel oppressed by feminists, that's their own fault,
Say the feminists who objectify everyone.
It's okay to be rude to everyone
Who you think is lesser than you,
But the pyramid is unclear,
And no one's really sure
How we move up or down.
Welcome to society:
Please obey the rules,
'Else you'll be shamed, punished, cast out, and silenced,
And you'll wish we'd killed you sooner.
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