Why I Don't Need Pinterest

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,
In a lotta networks, I am.
Fandom here and fandom there,
Plus stalkers who won't get outta my hair.
Google Plus and Xbox Live,
Bustling 'bout the social hive.
No Tumblr and no Pinterest.
For me those hold no interest.
I have so many I don't need more,
Stack them on and I'll topple to the floor.
I already waste so much time.
So many accounts; at least nine!
Don't you see how hard it is,
To keep track of all those friends lists?